February 2012
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drinking from a wine glass as big as my face rn just sayin
Rant.
pastrytramp:
downawhoresthroat:
raenichols:
For all of you people that think you’re better than everyone else because you call GAUGES plugs or tunnels, go kill yourselves. Just because you’re a pretentious douche doesn’t mean you need to open your mouth. They’re called GAUGES. THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE CALLED. A PLUG is is a type of gauge. A TUNNEL is a type of gauge. GAUGE. I have GAUGES in my...
work!
it’s a really short shift today though, like…9 to 2, so i don’t mind. the manager called me last minute to see if i would work the morning because he forgot it’s senior’s day and he didn’t have a back-up cashier.
since my life is painfully boring, i took it.
hokay bye.
i…am off to sleep.
lifeofaconfusedsydboi said: Fuck it’s like you are another me :/
That’s what scares me, what if everyone’s like us and no one knows the answers we’re looking for! :S
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Smoking Thoughts
Whenever I go out for my cigarette (which I’m trying desperately to do less frequently), I always end up pondering my existence as a general whole.
I’m not happy. I was talking to Thandi at work today before I headed home, and our main topic was our level of joy. She mentioned that she wasn’t happy here in Canada (she’s from South Africa), and that she’d like to go...
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I was going to stretch my lobes.
fuckyeahstretchedears:
sellyourselfshort:
the-hero-of-canton:
But, I prefer employment.
Tell this to all the people with stretched lobes who will probably make more money than you ever will.
oh hey, i had one inch lobes and worked in personal care with the mentally challenged.
js
surlykitten asked: This "hxc" girl at my lunch table is always talking about how cool her "gauges" are. Every time she says that I say, under my breath "You mean plugs", quiet enough so that it doesn't interrupt what she's saying yet loud enough so that I know she hears me. One day she asked me "What do you know about them?", in her incredibly nasally voice (I...
pastrytramp asked: mayne you cant just be doin dis shit to me.
pastrytramp asked: wat no. is no da same? wat. im confuzed.
pastrytramp asked: nah joo is da most rood. dont even text me anymore rood.
pastrytramp asked: joo are rood
i’m gonna go have toast. with cheese. and jam.
and it shall be glorious.
stay tuned for more.
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today.
some random hardcore potato (psh) - rhp
rhp: nice gauges
me: thanks. they're plugs tho
rhp: same thing. where'd you get 'em?
me: they're not the same thing tho but i got them in calgary
rhp: nice. the place where i got mine called 'em gauges so
me: they're not trust me
rhp: they are tho
me:
rhp:
me:
rhp:
me: get out of my store
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“That’s just a saying, honey, like “Ooh that sounds like fun!”...”
– Karen
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i like when a girl posts a picture of herself, and instead of simply tagging #self or some shit, it’s got: #girl #pretty #pretty girl #sexy #no makeup #makeup #gay sex #cute puppy #cute kitty #funny gif #lol #tan #thinsperation #fat pride #ninja turtles #ru paul’s drag race #presidential elections
