distances: The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
your url came to me as if in a dream whilst i sat on the couch talking to you on FB and then i was like sweet jesus i remember now.
i need to follow more people forreal my dash is pretty much dead.
whenever i post a lot of text posts i have to stop and be like shit i should post a picture or something
i didn’t even eat anything with syrop what’s happening here. tonight shall be peppered by my innermost thoughts, i apologize.
ellen i refound your tumblr.
and then i clicked follow. the end.
nevermind it wasn’t syrop on my maccy, it was on my hand. why am i so disgusting i ate like twenty minutes ago
people are here playing their nerdy game things. for the next few hours, i think i’m gonna be the “anti-social one”…which is fine with me. the nerdiness overhwlems me. i keep waiting for like a sexy orgy or something. also i think there’s like syrop or something on my macbook and it keeps sticking to my palm what is this. this has been a post.
what am i listening to jesus christ
fucking hell, i didn’t click on anything even slightly resembling that goddamn tumblr spam shit. pain in my ass. sorry everyone.
me and boyfriend are watching sister act.
you have no goddamn idea how excited i am for this.
but why is justin bieber?
downawhoresthroat said: LASAGNA DEL REY SOUNDS MOTHERFUCKING DELICIOUS.